He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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