Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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