these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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