Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
