so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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