Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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