ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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