alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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