In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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