At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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