where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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