is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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