I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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