You made me cry and you don't even care
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
wakey wakey hands off snakey
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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