i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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