Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
