Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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