i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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