Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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