just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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