My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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