Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I showed him my bush... on skype.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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