He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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