You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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