I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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