You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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