What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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