As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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