i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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