some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I enjoy the company of your penis
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