like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm sobbing to NWA
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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