Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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