Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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