Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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