Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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