I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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