Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
thus making me awesome and them whores
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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