Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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