So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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