i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Enjoy the penises
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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