Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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