porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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