is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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