Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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