My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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