Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.

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(206): View more from Washington

If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh

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(858): View more from California

I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking

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(773): View more from Illinois

i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table

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(510): View more from California

just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.

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(408): View more from California

My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .

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(308): View more from Nebraska

She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.

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