dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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