Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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