But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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