Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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