so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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