absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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