i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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