Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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