belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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