We're like a lot better than the average bears
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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