For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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