i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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